Why Do I Suck At Gardening?

🌿 Despite not wanting the responsibility of taking care of anything, the person has been trying to care for various plants for the last nine years, without success.

💦 The person continues to water their plants in the hopes that they will come back to life, even though they've been watering some of them for six months.

🌺 The person finds Australian native plants to be low maintenance and prefers them because they dry and retain their color, making them suitable for dried flower arrangements.

🌵 The person confesses to having even killed cactuses, which are supposed to be able to withstand harsh conditions.

🪴 The person wishes for a plant that looks real but is actually made of plastic, as most current plastic plants still look fake.

🌿 The person dreams of living in a jungle full of plants and would love to have moss curtains and a plant wall in their home.