SNL - Christopher Walken: Indoor Gardening Tips From A Man Who's Very Scared Of Plants

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🌵 Cactuses have pricklers that can stab you, so it's important to know where you stand with them at all times.

👀 Googly eyes on cactuses serve as a way to trust them since plants don't have eyes.

🌵 A good rule of thumb is to not turn your back on a cactus.

🌿 Ferns don't have pricklers like cactuses, but what if they all ganged up and tried to choke you in your sleep?

😱 The thought of being choked by ferns is unlikely but scary, and my last thought would probably be "I always knew it was gonna be the ferns."

👁️ Eye contact with plants is hugely important to the speaker, and it helps them feel comfortable around their plants.

🪴 Some plants make the speaker uncomfortable, and they make an effort to feel comfortable with them.

Timestamped Summary

00:10 The speaker introduces his cactuses with googly eyes, stating that people put googly eyes on cactuses because they are dangerous and have pricklers that can stab you.

00:59 The speaker shows his ferns with googly eyes, mentioning that most people don't put googly eyes on ferns. He explains that he likes feeling comfortable around all his plants, even though ferns don't have pricklers like cactuses.

01:31 The speaker imagines a scenario where the ferns gang up and try to choke him while he sleeps.

02:04 The speaker expresses discomfort around a certain plant and feels relieved when he makes eye contact with it.

02:43 The speaker tries to approach a large plant but feels the need to get away from it.

03:00 The speaker shows some grass and mentions that he doesn't go near it because he can't figure out how to stick googly eyes on it.

03:20 The speaker doesn't feel like he knows where he stands with any of the plants, and they're too quiet compared to the comfort he finds in looking into their eyes.

03:40 The video concludes with the speaker signing off and saying goodbye.

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Q&A

What are indoor gardening tips?

Indoor gardening tips from a man who's very scared of plants.

Why do people put googly eyes on their cactuses?

I think it's because cactuses are dangerous.

How can you know where you stand with a cactus?

The only way to know where you stand with someone is to look into their eyes, but plants don't have eyes, hence googly eyes.

What is the rule of thumb with cactuses?

Don't turn your back on a cactus.

Why does the man feel uncomfortable around some plants?

Some plants you never feel comfortable with, but he made an effort with one of them.

What did Winston Churchill say about eyes?

Winston Churchill once said, "The eyes are the windows of your face."

What are the indoor gardening tips from the man?

Check the subtitles for the full indoor gardening tips from a man who's very scared.