00:10
The video begins with a humorous comment about not understanding how people lose thousands at the casino while the speaker contemplates blowing up the casino over a $5 loss.
00:26
A funny conversation about a breakup leading to a declaration of love between friends instead of a romantic partner.
00:45
A game show contestant humorously mishears a phrase, leading to an awkward moment.
01:00
A person in a mascot costume reveals they're the school eagle mascot and shares an oddly personal problem.
01:26
A boyfriend creates a Twitter account to find a replacement for himself before breaking up with his girlfriend.
01:32
A joke about a granddad who was the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe due to being responsible for numerous downed planes.
01:48
A person buys a supposedly cheap TV from a "crack kid" but it turns out to be a McDonald's menu board.
02:04
A dark twist on looting and burning a village in Minecraft, implying the speaker did this in real life instead of in the game.
02:17
A joke about the absurdity of being arrested for kicking a pregnant woman compared to an unborn baby doing it without consequences.
02:32
A play on words about losing virginity in a wax museum, confusing figures with real people.
02:40
A child questions the practice of adults fabricating things their kids say for social media, displaying unexpectedly advanced insights.
02:51
Overhearing an Uber driver discuss difficulty in having children and humorously implying leaving a nephew behind to help the couple as "doing God's work."
03:01
The speaker mistakes a new "case" of sickness for a joke about "headout cheese."
03:13
A joke about cooking noodles after sex leads to a pun about quick performance.
03:23
A visual gag comparing calories in food, pointing out an excessive amount of oil in a meal.
03:33
A humorous observation that a worn "baby on board" sticker means the car is supposedly safe to ram.
03:43
Medical news is spun into a dark joke about becoming handicapped, allowing for special parking privileges.
03:58
A person receives an emergency call but reacts nonchalantly, suggesting the call be picked up after the third ring to seem cool.
04:16
A man mistakes a Ryan Reynolds photo for an actual break-in.
04:26
A person humorously struggles with the choice between being fit or eating a lot of pizza.
04:40
A fictional depiction of the delivery of a child's wish for superhero parents.
04:57
A person mistaken for a cat-sheep hybrid creature, leading to puns on the combined names.
05:19
A story featuring a chicken trained to "talk" ends with a dark twist about Michael Jackson's controversial reputation.
06:00
A time when a library at Yale will protect rare books by sacrificing anyone inside during a fire.
06:25
A conversation about how children with leukemia have been too fortunate and need to be brought down.
06:54
A quirky idea of releasing wolves to solve various societal issues.
07:17
An unconcerned bigfoot sighting joke turns into an insult about the observer's anatomy.
07:51
A joke about how streaming on regular channels does not necessarily imply knowledge of platforms like Twitch.
08:20
Under the guise of being a Virgo for horoscope compatibility, a Scorpio tricks someone only to reveal they're actually a Capricorn.
08:35
A morbid thought about self-driving cars continuing to drive with dead passengers.
09:00
A joke about naming diseases, offering the opportunity to the patient to name their rare condition.
09:18
A child's literal interpretation of "beating the snowmen" leads to a misunderstanding about violence during the holiday season.
09:28
A pun on the controversial topic about how skeletons dress up as humans, poking fun at the concept of death and Halloween.
09:51
Questions about the utility of Twitter verification spark a joke about the Roman Empire and the Byzantine Empire's presence on the platform.
09:57
A joke about taking a village too seriously leads to a humorous misunderstanding about playing Minecraft versus real-life actions.
10:37
A comical scenario where a son's laughter at World War III memes is abruptly halted by the realization that "the sun is coming out at 9:00 pm."
10:44
A dark joke about a child wishing for superhero parents with deadly consequences.
10:57
A chicken trained to speak leads to a comical misunderstanding involving Michael Jackson.
11:19
A graphical representation of a character saving kids and then ribs from a fire.
11:30
Bigfoot is sassy when confronted with a person who encounters him.
11:51
Not understanding the concept of Twitch leads to a funny moment where the co-worker implies they stream on a different type of platform.
11:57
Mistakenly thinking an e-cigarette flavor will help heal a broken heart.
12:05
A dark humor scenario where a vegan passes away and their pet dog seizes the opportunity to eat meat.
12:17
A seafood restaurant defensively responds to a customer's critique about non-vegan options with a humorously threatening note.
12:29
A satirical take on not being able to criticize children with leukemia.
12:35
A list of young actors who supposedly passed away includes Chandler Riggs, who is alive, leading to a mistaken scenario.
12:42
A humorous exchange questioning the semantic difference between the physiological detail of becoming a paraplegic and the suggestion to have a glass of wine.
12:51
A joking tweet about a friend supposedly being verified as the entire Roman Empire.
12:57
A darkly comedic reinterpretation of what happens to a person's body after it is donated, featuring a rat up for 'adoption'.
13:13
A funny situation where an emotional response to a phone call is interpreted as a stroke.
13:19
An ironic wish for superhero parents from a deliveryman leads to an unexpected twist.
13:33
The comical and dangerous misconception of turning off a fan by counting the pulls, resulting in a person standing up who should not be able to.
13:41
An interviewee cleverly uses wordplay to land a job by giving the impression of attending Yale when actually referring to jail time.
14:07
A person is humorously advised to tweet a coded message if they are taken hostage by a literate animal, hinting at how unlikely and absurd the scenario is.
14:22
An educator creatively teaches about Microsoft Word without a computer, followed by a joke on his attire that seems to reference a tragic event.
14:30
An employee humorously misinterprets his boss' question about an explicit photo, leading to an unexpected reaction.
14:37
A unique approach to photographing oneself dead around the world is humorously suggested as a way to throw off police if one were actually dead.
14:51
A joke about a verified Twitter account suggesting that if they are unable to criticize someone, they should target children with leukemia instead.
15:00
The video ends with a closing remark thanking viewers for watching.
15:32
The video's final moments.
