GTA SanAndreas: WCTR - Gardening with Maurice

🌿 Topiary problem: A caller's husband has developed an uncontrollable obsession with creating intricate animal shapes out of hedges, and it's causing distress.

🌿 Beauty and decay: The host emphasizes that once something reaches its height of beauty, it's destined to wither and die, drawing a comparison to the decline of the British Empire.

🌿 An unconventional garden: Another caller proudly discusses their carnivorous plant garden, which includes a Venus flytrap capable of devouring small animals.

🌿 Controversial views on parenting: A caller expresses dissatisfaction with raising children and jokes about how they no longer have the option to legally kill them.

🌿 English nanny services: A commercial advertises traditional English nanny services that prioritize discipline and education, promising to bring up children in the classic English manner.