Gardening with Maurice Segment #1

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🌱 Gardening is a spiritual journey where you become one with nature.

🌱 Sometimes nature needs some chemicals to kick things into action, like using a fantastic fertilizer called pit two.

🌱 Injecting melons with pit two fertilizer will make them grow enormous.

🌱 Cleopatra took milk baths with cereal each morning for natural cosmetic camouflage.

🌱 Putting your hands in the mystery of nature and pulling out a worm or a tuber can be satisfying.

🌱 Paving over your yard with cement or asphalt can prevent weeds and make it easier to maintain.

🌱 Growing tomatoes indoors in your closet using hydroponics is a great option to avoid theft and have fresh tomatoes.

00:21 Maurice believes all of life's answers can be found in something as simple as a flower.

01:11 Maurice recommends using a fertilizer called pit two to kickstart growth in melons.

01:26 Maurice jokes about being one with nature for so long that he can't remember what it's like to sleep inside.

02:03 Maurice suggests using milk baths with cereal for natural cosmetic camouflage.

02:25 Maurice encourages viewers to join in on the fun of gardening.

03:08 Maurice suggests paving over the entire yard to get rid of weeds in the driveway.

03:39 Maurice announces that Gardening with Maurice is sponsored by The Happy Farmer, promoting hydroponics and indoor gardening.

04:01 Maurice ends the show by telling viewers to dig a hole and plant themselves.

The show is about gardening with Maurice, where he shares gardening tips and advice.

Maurice suggests using a fertilizer called Pit Two, which needs to be injected into the melons with a needle.

Maurice suggests trying nature's cosmetic camouflage by taking milk baths with cereal, like Cleopatra did.

Maurice suggests paving over the entire yard with cement or asphalt to eliminate the weeds.

Maurice suggests growing tomatoes indoors in your closet using hydroponics.

The show is sponsored by The Happy Farmer, which offers hydroponics and more.